The following "promo piece" is sort of a creative way to communicate what we do but nevertheless true. I thought I might put it in a "CSI" (Crime Scene Investigation) type of genre (A category of artistic composition...). One of my other passions is learning what words represent and thus expanding the ability to convey an idea in a more colorful way. I hope you like it. |
LSI: Leak Scene Investigation!
Rain leaks: (Water intrusion)
These guys (leaks) have the nerve to break into your house when you are gone or even when you are home!
They make it hard for you to leave your house without worrying weather there will be another break in which causes damage if you are gone and cannot catch them.
They damage your ceilings, floors, drapery, walls and sometimes your health (mold) and your nerves!
They even elude a lot of seasoned veterans of the industry (contractors or roofers).
That is when you call on us to track down the perpetrator or culprits (leak sources) so they can be arrested!
Like a knowledgeable and competent -Crime Scene Investigator, we trace back the unwelcome intruder (water), find the perpetrator or culprits (leak sources), then take mug shots and put them in our investigation report so that the perpetrators can be put away for life (fixed). WE ALWAYS FIND THESE GUYS USING OUR PROCEDURES! 100% Results
Sometimes there are many Perps. (perpetrators) or culprits that have to be hunted down and arrested. Sometimes there are several of these perps working as a team to damage your house or just 1 lone psychopath. We nail em.
Some Services we offer Home Owners:
- Rain leaks investigated, detected and documented. Roofs, Balconies, Windows, anything at or above ground etc.
- Some leaks arrested (repaired) or may know of a good leak correctional contractor. (Water proofer)
- General guidance on how to put away the perpetrator or culprits for life!
We offer General Contractors, Developers, Engineers and Architects the above as well as the following items and more:
- Security installation techniques (waterproofing applications) to keep out the Perpetrators (leaks) in the first place. We train your staff on these security measures. Includes custom flashing design etc.
- On site investigations during water proofing to catch security breaches (visible water proofing flaws)
- Photo, written and or video documentation of the potential security breaches so you and your men can get in there and nail the suspect before he commits the crime again (committing water intrusion- punishable by arrest).
- Disputes arising from these perpetrators (leaks)
For more information: http://rainleakspecialistsandconsultants.com
Work: 310-273-8346 or Email: thinkforyourself@hughes.net
Rain leaks: (Water intrusion)
These guys (leaks) have the nerve to break into your house when you are gone or even when you are home!
They make it hard for you to leave your house without worrying weather there will be another break in which causes damage if you are gone and cannot catch them.
They damage your ceilings, floors, drapery, walls and sometimes your health (mold) and your nerves!
They even elude a lot of seasoned veterans of the industry (contractors or roofers).
That is when you call on us to track down the perpetrator or culprits (leak sources) so they can be arrested!
Like a knowledgeable and competent -Crime Scene Investigator, we trace back the unwelcome intruder (water), find the perpetrator or culprits (leak sources), then take mug shots and put them in our investigation report so that the perpetrators can be put away for life (fixed). WE ALWAYS FIND THESE GUYS USING OUR PROCEDURES! 100% Results
Sometimes there are many Perps. (perpetrators) or culprits that have to be hunted down and arrested. Sometimes there are several of these perps working as a team to damage your house or just 1 lone psychopath. We nail em.
Some Services we offer Home Owners:
- Rain leaks investigated, detected and documented. Roofs, Balconies, Windows, anything at or above ground etc.
- Some leaks arrested (repaired) or may know of a good leak correctional contractor. (Water proofer)
- General guidance on how to put away the perpetrator or culprits for life!
We offer General Contractors, Developers, Engineers and Architects the above as well as the following items and more:
- Security installation techniques (waterproofing applications) to keep out the Perpetrators (leaks) in the first place. We train your staff on these security measures. Includes custom flashing design etc.
- On site investigations during water proofing to catch security breaches (visible water proofing flaws)
- Photo, written and or video documentation of the potential security breaches so you and your men can get in there and nail the suspect before he commits the crime again (committing water intrusion- punishable by arrest).
- Disputes arising from these perpetrators (leaks)
For more information: http://rainleakspecialistsandconsultants.com
Work: 310-273-8346 or Email: thinkforyourself@hughes.net